MOM

Played football for 2 hours like a boss
Prepared and ate some lunch for 30 minutes.
Did work and read for an hour.
Went to a fancy party for 3 hours.
Finally after a full day of stuff, i can get on the computer.
MY GOD DERP ALL YOU'VE DONE IS PLAY ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! OFF!
I JUST GOT ON THE COMPUTER NOW!