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The aliens at Area 51 waiting on that "we outside" text

Guys remember to place torches around Area 51 so more guards don't spawn

When too many people you know f rom different places come together & you have to maintain the personality you've created for each one at the same time

When you're at a party and you only know one person

Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house, chair and table

Time traveler: what are you playing? Me: Minecraft, Time Traveler: 1 or 2? Me: hapiness noise

Florida man showing up to the area 51 raid

Me going to area 51 and having to kill my FBI agent

When you're at a party and you only know one person

Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety

Ameicans when they see someone using km/h instead of guns per school

This barista puts stickers over the Starbucks logo on frappuccinos so girls can't take selfies with them

The therapy dog after I share all my problems

If you're not grilling at my grave site we were never really friends

When the waitress takes your plate and there were still fries on it

Thomas Edison: invents light bulb - Moths in 1879

WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT, Let me speak to the manager, I am the manager

Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's? Mom: no we have food at home, food at home:

The last thing Ant-Man saw - Blue Black Hole

Fast food worker: Sorry my manager actually isn't here today, People named Karen:

Elephants brains react to humans the same way that humans' brain react to puppies, they think we are cute, My life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I'm cute

Every news article promoting the first black hole image, the first black hole image

Felt cute, might devour whole solar systems later, idk

Commercial vs Reality - Black Hole Meme

Black Hole: I don't give off visible light, you literally can't take pictures of me, Some intelligent thing on a rock:*does it anyway* Black Hole:

Did you learn a new language? Si , What did it cost? Mi familia

When you're running low on space but your pup gives your computer a megabite

When it's Crab Rave's first birthday and no one seems to care

Person at my University took this photo, The Walking Debt

When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on so you can eavesdrop

Me: What can I do to get healthier,doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbs

When people only like the happiness doggo and not the angry doggo, angry noise

I would literally die if a boy did this to me

Telekinesis, telekenephews

This is my little brother Carlton, he knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow