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If this picture of this old man donating tennis balls to the animal shelter doesn't - make your day then i don't know what will

When you haven't even gone to sleep yet and you already can't wait to come home from work tomorrow

Every picture of a sun bear looks like it's a human in a bear costume who's doing a very bad job acting natural

When you un-dislike baby so that Youtube Rewind can become the most disliked video on youtube - The hardest choices require the strongest wills

When your friend is on the verge of blacking out and you see them take another shot - So long partner

Trying to run away trom problems only to realize that I am my problems

My 79 year old grandma has a meme framed

Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer

That look you give your friend when you both catch onto something that no one else gets

Me: *Checks fridge for food* -Fridge: *is empty* - Me:*Checks again 5 minutes later* - Fridge: *still empty* - Pikachu

When you're seeing each other, but neither one of you wants to catch feelings

Me after i complained about it not being cold enough for 3 months and now it's actually cold enough

When you remember you gave your son the wrong backpack

Impressing the ladies in 1972 - Impressing the ladies in 2018

I used to be stressed out a lot until I discovered yoga I'm feeling much better now - Yoga wine

It's called YouTube Rewind because the quality keeps going backwards every year

My naem is snek i born in nest inside egg was good but outside is best - i hav no leg an no arm too but still can explor an say hi to you

When you finish a school presentation and it was terrible

Today's kids will never know what it was like to have to create your own ankle socks

When you ask to borrow your girl's deodorant but they say no - All right then, keep your secret

When you're a nice person and you finish a movie on a VHS

How did you find your steak sir? It was easy I just looked under the parsley

When you don't understand a meme in your feed and you realize it's just a photo posted by one of your normal friends

My wife asked me to make a snowman decoration for the mantle

When you're single and people tell you there's plenty of fish in the sea but your inbox looks like:

Before child labor laws and peta there was fun - Child boy with shepherd dog

Sneaking alcohol into places is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first

Are you calling other dogs goodboys? Yes or no?

The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco - I get too excited and I crush it - Kevin, the office

When chrome won't open so you click it a million times and then they all open at once

Honey tell me what's wrong - Firetrucks are actually water trucks

When's the last time you got a decent sleep? Me: ultrasound baby

When people say just be yourself when talking to girls - Sounds good, doesn't work

When you try to party on the weekend and you're 25+

Apple box: the same phone but for a larger price - Apple fans:

Me: *Cleaning my car* - Neighbour: Can you do mine next hahaha - Me: