Todays kids will never know how lit the Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron crossover episode was

When 1st shift workers see 2nd shift workers coming in to take their spot

Skyrim in a nutshell, quest, I'm already on a quest

Gamers: we are opressed, Left handed people :

Parasite:*Steal essencials from host* Host: *Dies* Parasite:

Pathetic mortals, you spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, that you're ignoring the real question, is cereal soup?

Where girls cried - Where boys cried - Where men cried - My battery is low and it's getting dark, mars rover opportunity last message

When you were about to wash the dishes but someone told you to do them so now you don't want to

When you have to teach the kids that family means nothing in UNO

You have been visited by the Weiner of good fortune, Your PP will be gifted with an extra inch

A zoo in Texas has introduced a rather different Valentine's package this year. For a small fee,they will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat

It's all good in the hood I replied cheerfully, But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood

I don't drink hot liquids of any kind, that's the devil's temperature

Border security is scary, when you use an operator from the rainbow six video game to represent border patrol

This is a real pepe, it only appears once in 50000 memes, this is the rarest pepe, like or you will have 5 years of bad luck

Her:At least invite me out to dinner, Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry, Her: But I'm your wife, Him: I make no exceptions

You don't know concentration until you have to take this thing from the sink to the freezer

Is there a life after death, and here to discuss it are three dead people

There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one

When you're so bad at cooking you accidentally make lava

Women: Communication is key - Men: What's wrong? - Women: nothing. Goodnight

Is it me or does this mannequin looks like its head was blown off?

When the P.E. Teacher joins your team, Matt Level 2512

Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number, 4U2PN2

This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter and had a great time

When you start getting attached to somebody and you don't know how to act

Photo my dad took after a hurricane separated a couple baby squirrels from their mom. Our Pitbull decided to take on the role as their parent until they were old enough to be set free

When you get your fax return and start buying unnecessary stuff

I found what I want to do with my life: be the puppy bowl referee

When she asks you to take care of the baby until she gets ready

Wet dog meets semi-wet dog, I'm you, but with legs

A labrador labradoing what a labradog labrado

When it looks like your human might not finish their food

When you're level 1 so you equip anything you can find

When your uncle picks you up from school and says he'll get you vaccinated if you stay quiet

Me:My stomach hurts, Mom: Yeah, cause you always on that phone