I love my mama, was a coolboye now a warmboye, i love my babber, tail makes a vvv good snoot warmer

Free ride to your car in exchange for your parking spot

The i just looked at memes for 47 minutes straight on the toilet starter pack

Camp in the woods not the left lane

A Wisconsin man acciden-tally shot a nail into his heart, then calmly drove himself to the hospital

Hey UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment, had to call maintenance to get out