You want yours licked or not licked, just kidding they're all licked

Back in the 90's, all the dogs were let out and nobody knows who did it

It's columbus day discover your turn signal

When you're tryna have fun at the beach but you remember there won't be new episodes of sons of anarchy

I've reached 300 meters under the sea, the pressure here is immense, wanna try drugs

You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing

This is the immunity dog, he will protect you from "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this" and other likewise posts. He will also protect you from the "No immunities" posts as well, so nothing can stop this dog from protecting you. Take good care of him, he is a good dog.

Supercritical wing, we are flying too low, i have too much fuel inside, this blue color is disgusting, you're not going fast enough, where did you learn to fly idiot

Dad put my keys in his safe, cars push to start so ya, lol worked

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a t-rex clean in under 90 seconds