The right way to answer true and false questions

Hello - Yes this is bathtub

I saw a squirrel in my yard so i leaned on the wall sensually

I use to have normal skin

That's Russia Ms Merkel - No that's Germany - That's my girl

With the decepticons defeated - Optimus prime had to find work wherever he could

I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching..

Caution - Urine danger

How weird would it be..

I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you

Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly

Kanye West should open a breakfast cafe called "Omelette you finish"

Swat - Gotham police department

My dad brought me home mcdonalds, God bless his soul

Watt is love - Baby don't hertz me, don't hertz me - no morse

Every 60 seconds in Africa - A minute passes

For every incorrect answer a student dies - My favorite movie

Son, you cheated on math exam - You're going to yale for this

Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future

Not a single lady can resist me - No one can

Glados - Still a better singer than Justin Bieber

If i was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go - Girlfriend

Night time in Vancouver

I don't know how to say this but you don't have a hamster anymore

Make milkshakes they said - Boys will come to your yard they said

They said i could be anything - So i became the blackatar

She said it was either her - Or the motorcycle

My friends when they see a pretty girl on street

With great power - Comes the great electrical bill

Finally gets girl - She turns into the moon

Imposters will be nommed - turtles

Hitler steal my pokemon

Ruff day - Not feline the best