Haircut long hair

You need to get a haircut, long hair is for girls!
But why? I love my hair!
Several months later: Hey mom can you shave my head? I'm tired of my long hair!
I just wanted a hair cut. Remember you wanted me to get one anyway?
What?! No i'm not doing this you'll just complain if i cut it and i like your long hair better! Why do you want it cut you said you love it are people making fun of you?