Vacuum going, car horn, phone rings, mom closes her eyes

Me: I'll do it at 6, time: 6:05, me: wow looks like I gotta wait til 7 now

My entire day to day life summed up in two pictures

Sir, if you wanna get ruff we can settle this in the barking lot

When the teacher asks who's presenting next

When you're cooking and drop a meatball on the floor

Brain: joke happened like 30 mins ago its not funny anymore, me: