Happy 25th birthday ikea, here's your cake

With how bad the water is, why not drink the gas, it's cheaper, and even unleaded

If you became stranded on a desert island and could only have one book with you, which book would it be? How to build a raft

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company time

Every cigarette takes 7 minutes from your lifespan, and gives it to keith richards

Not sure if my girlfriend's going to leave me because she thinks i have a gambling problem or if she's just bluffing

Amith Mandavilli, i am not amith, i am a legend