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If you like your heath care plan you will be able to keep your health care plan, you sit on a throne of lies
If you like your heath care plan you will be able to keep your health care plan, you sit on a throne of lies
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After i drink coffee i like to show the empty mug to the it guy and tell him that i've successfully instaled java, he hates me
After i drink coffee i like to show the empty mug to the it guy and tell him that i've successfully instaled java, he hates me
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Say you didn't bring spongebob with you, did you, i sure hope he got his invitation, i'd sure like to go to this party, but i can't read the invitation
Say you didn't bring spongebob with you, did you, i sure hope he got his invitation, i'd sure like to go to this party, but i can't read the invitation
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Tell me again about the day you brought me home and i was all cold and hungry and you became my forever human
Tell me again about the day you brought me home and i was all cold and hungry and you became my forever human
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No additional shot not powder, a compass that doesn't point north, and i half expected it to be made of wood, you must be a weasley, my fan worlds are colliding
No additional shot not powder, a compass that doesn't point north, and i half expected it to be made of wood, you must be a weasley, my fan worlds are colliding
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Something heavy in the water, water level goes up, get a pool, put some rocks in, get in the pool and keep with the rocks, soon you will be in space
Something heavy in the water, water level goes up, get a pool, put some rocks in, get in the pool and keep with the rocks, soon you will be in space
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When you first read the book did you picture yourself as katniss, no, i did, you pictured me, i pictured me as katniss
When you first read the book did you picture yourself as katniss, no, i did, you pictured me, i pictured me as katniss
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Lex luthor has control of flash's body, contain him at any cost, if nothing else i can at least learn the flash's secret identity, i have no idea who this is
Lex luthor has control of flash's body, contain him at any cost, if nothing else i can at least learn the flash's secret identity, i have no idea who this is
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Don't worry fish, i'm gonna take care of you cause i know one day you'll do the same for me, i don't care what it costs, just make this man well again
Don't worry fish, i'm gonna take care of you cause i know one day you'll do the same for me, i don't care what it costs, just make this man well again
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You wouldn't like me when i'm angry because i always back up my rage with facts and documented sources
You wouldn't like me when i'm angry because i always back up my rage with facts and documented sources
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for christmas, she jockingly said a rainbow unicorn with a rhinestone heart on the front who farts skittles
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for christmas, she jockingly said a rainbow unicorn with a rhinestone heart on the front who farts skittles
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I'll just send myself this email real quick, oh look an email, can you call my phone i think i lost it, i'm glad you called have you seen my phone?
I'll just send myself this email real quick, oh look an email, can you call my phone i think i lost it, i'm glad you called have you seen my phone?
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You,ve been avoiding me lemon, how do you do that without turning around, to be perfectly honest the first couple of people i did that to were not you but here we are
You,ve been avoiding me lemon, how do you do that without turning around, to be perfectly honest the first couple of people i did that to were not you but here we are
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My friend april just told me that a guy in her dorm building has a tattoo of a cat riding a pizza skateboard and it sayes get meowta here, i wasn't kidding okay
My friend april just told me that a guy in her dorm building has a tattoo of a cat riding a pizza skateboard and it sayes get meowta here, i wasn't kidding okay
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What if i told you, fit people at the gym will actually respect you for showing up and trying to change your life
What if i told you, fit people at the gym will actually respect you for showing up and trying to change your life
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Do you ever see someone's opinion and just, and you try to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you're still just
Do you ever see someone's opinion and just, and you try to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you're still just
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The number plate is the chemical equation for glucose, and the car is called a cube it is therefore a giant sugar cube, wow thanks there science part of tumblr
The number plate is the chemical equation for glucose, and the car is called a cube it is therefore a giant sugar cube, wow thanks there science part of tumblr
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So lily tell me more about this patrick, he like the swings he sits by the flag and he can count to a hundread, he sounds like the total package, what is the problem, he doesnt notice me
So lily tell me more about this patrick, he like the swings he sits by the flag and he can count to a hundread, he sounds like the total package, what is the problem, he doesnt notice me
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No one has ever believed in me as much as the guy that greets you at every pokemon gym, champ in the making
No one has ever believed in me as much as the guy that greets you at every pokemon gym, champ in the making
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