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When you're trying to relax and your mom tells you to do something

When they say "we'll call you" but you tell everybody you got the job - Madam President Clinton

Come for the chicken wings, stay because you can't find your car

They told me i could be anything i wanted, so i became a ballon

This steak is so rare, they made a holographic pokemon card for it

Baked pugtatoe

I feel pretty, pretty sure i'm gonna claw your eyes out

I luv spring, the flowers have such lovely smells, too many smells