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Milk truck crashed, looters showed up moments after

My dream was to be a concert pianist, but all i do now is bite the keys

I got stuck so i went to sleep

Go ahead and laugh, happy souls taste better

You planted some flowers, that's funny, i planted some sits

I think i might like this baby, i regret everything i said

Watching paint dry level expert

Ungrateful human it was a gift

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer, fear is the little death that brings total obliteration, i will face my fear, i will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path, where the fear has gone there will be nothing only i will remain

You will watch what i tell you to watch

After a life of hard work i finally have all the hotdogs yet i still feel empty inside

When i like a song by an artist i hate

Human, i request your assistance

Why in the world, would i want to thank the vet?

I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation, i think i do

No one here and no one there, it's time

I get to run around the yard and sniff things and poop where ever i want, and you have to poop in a box

Your stupidity is blinding, please turn it off

Hey carl have you seen my blue...

Day 11: the dog still thinks i'm fur