When you try using your fake id for the first time

My brother was upset because his car's docking station for his iphone wasn't working and it was scrathing his screen

That gal's dressed kind of pro-choice

Congratulations george brownbridge, for pleasing 15 women for an entire day, we were all exhausted and very satisfied and we look forward to next year, we all thank you

Spider chip cookies, use a toothpick to draw legs while the chocolate chips are still warm