Dad is iron man, wear a batman shirt/belt buckle

Eat nothing but cheese, then get a bubble bath

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?

Decorating a cubicle is like building a museum of all the things that used to bring you joy before you started this job

My boyfriend likes to plays video games, i prefer to stare at marked slices of trees and hallucinate vividely for hours on end

Sharon says her current payment of benefits doesn't give her enough money to put food on the table, i think sharon is lying

This kid is here jumping on trampolines with two broken legs but you can't text back

Electrolytes its what plants crave

You can't run through a campground you can only ran, because it's past tents

Why Donald Trump's wife always look like she's trying to understand a joke she just heard

When you see a comma in your bank account