Will will smith smith? yes, will smith will smith

I am your father's brothers nephew's cousin's former roommate

Smoke detector beeping, yes i was the first one out, i've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children, and women are equal in the workplace by law

I don't think you're supposed to smoking during class, this isn't a cigarette, it's a lollypop, smoke doesn't come out of a lollypop, that's because i'm licking it so fast

Yeah i got responsabilities now, sponserberleries, that means i'm not allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life

I'm doing my best sir, please don't bark at me

Girl are you a zero apr loan, because i don't relly understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest, please stop

What do we want? Respectful discourse, when do we want it? now would be agreeable to me, but i am interested in your opinion

That moment when your friend's hairy arm looks like a cat

I do not wish to watch you whip, nor would i like to see you nay nay

I declare bankruptcy, i just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen, i didn't say it, i declared it

Nurse, the first person you see after saying hold my beer and watch this

But every religion says there's a soul bart, why would they lie, what would they have to gain?

Some old hippie, caught another hippie, tripping on acid