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WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT, Let me speak to the manager, I am the manager

Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's? Mom: no we have food at home, food at home:

The last thing Ant-Man saw - Blue Black Hole

Fast food worker: Sorry my manager actually isn't here today, People named Karen:

Elephants brains react to humans the same way that humans' brain react to puppies, they think we are cute, My life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I'm cute

Every news article promoting the first black hole image, the first black hole image

Felt cute, might devour whole solar systems later, idk

Commercial vs Reality - Black Hole Meme

Black Hole: I don't give off visible light, you literally can't take pictures of me, Some intelligent thing on a rock:*does it anyway* Black Hole:

Did you learn a new language? Si , What did it cost? Mi familia

When you're running low on space but your pup gives your computer a megabite

When it's Crab Rave's first birthday and no one seems to care

Person at my University took this photo, The Walking Debt

When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on so you can eavesdrop

Me: What can I do to get healthier,doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbs

When people only like the happiness doggo and not the angry doggo, angry noise

I would literally die if a boy did this to me

Telekinesis, telekenephews

This is my little brother Carlton, he knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow

Fur missile incoming

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's, Mom: we have food at home, Food at home:

Nature is beautiful, that is a croissant

Explain your smolness, Am potat

Billie Eilish - sHE's brOKen, 14 year old girls, SSBREN

First I nail this roof, then I re-establish communism

The I from Pixar finally had enough

Garlic bread is cool but have you ever tried Coca Cola Garlic

SO WHO IS VIOLATING THE COPYRIGHT NOW?! FIRST US FLAG, EU FLAG

What did you do this weekend? Local man paralyzed after eating 413 pieces of Garlic Bread

Bill Cosby and CardiB racing to spike the punch bowl first

When you're chilling at home and you hear a loud car outside

Last thing you see when you invite card b over to your house

Psst hey european citizen, wanna buy some illegal memes?

Frequency of miracles, cameras invented 1888, photoshop invented 1988

She's broken because she believed, 13 year old girls

When someone throws computer pieces at you, dodge ram

Yes officer, I'd like to report a crime. He made a motion like he threw the ball, but really kept it in his hand

My name is Inigo Montoya, you stepped on my father prepare to cry

My name is Inigo Montoya, you stepped on my father prepare to cry

Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee

When Mary Jane is in trouble but attendance is 20%

When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14

Office manager: I'm submitting the monthly supply order, let me know if you need anything for your workspace

Oliver took this photo and edited it in an app all by himself. Looks great! I'm very proud!

Shouting won't help, he doesn't understand english, then I'll make him understand, the british empire summarized

School bans bags so boy turns up carrying books in a microwave

I want to play a game, is it fortnite? No it's not fortnite, I want you to saw your foot off, at least its not fornite

Thanos preparing to protect himself from Antman in Endgame

When your estimated time of arrival on google maps goes from 5:40 to 5:38, I am speed