There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff.

Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day i have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn't understand why people has to be so rude. The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.