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Sunday, July 29, 2018

Do you want to boost your funeral, Hire me the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral. Below are the "Summer Special" prices

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1. Normal crying $50 
2. Bahamian hollering $100 
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150 
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200 
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000 
Inbox me for bookings 

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