Bananas Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call

This is the dumbest most useless excuse for
research I've ever heard. It's like the frivolous
McDonald's coffee lawsuit. How do people get away
with such glaring idiocy while matters of a serious
nature go unnoticed?
I don't have time for dumb jokes. Our country
is falling apart because we have juvenile
delinquent imbeciles holding the highest
public offices.