My nose starts leaking bloods

Me, taking out the trash one normal evening. When suddenly, being prone to nosebleeds and all, my nose starts leaking bloods. I came this far and no nosebleed will keep me from my duties. But then, to my horror, i feel a sneeze coming on... Here it comes.. Quantles of noseblood gets all over my shirt and face... And just then my neighbor goes outside to derp around... Close..