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Thursday, March 13, 2014

It's obvious that this old man is just an apple juice hater

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Me and my girl go to. te grocery store. Mott's fresh pressed april juice, $1.79 for a half gallon. That's a great sale.So we get eight bottles. Eight bottles are on the belt in front of us. There's an old man, and he's looking back shaking his head like, "Nah. Nope." And I'm like, "What wrong, old man? You mad 'cause we got all this apple juice? 'Cause you can go get some too, it's over there in aisle four." "But if not, stop judging us, cause yeah we're hoarding this juice, taking advantage of this sale before the store realizes what a horrible mistake they've made." "And you know what, we're back here happy with our apple juice. You're up there lonely with your Hormel chili, you lonely Hormel chili eating old man." It took me a minute to realize e wasn't shaking his head cause of the apple juice. He was shaking his head because my girlfriend was white and he didn't agree with that. But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having all that apple juice, 
that for like a minute I lived in a world where racism didn't exist. I was like, "It's obvious that this old man is just an apple juice hater." 

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