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What helicopters do in action movies, explode

The year is 151441, humanity is on it's last string of life, food is scarce, the last bottle of maple syrup has just expired, the canadians have fallen

A british bee, a us bee

Harry Potter and the mystery of Russian public transport

On a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war, leninade

McDonald's got their tax refund, so they finally called in the big dogs to fix their ice cream machine

When you look at someone's phone and the wallpaper is a picture of themselves

Hey boss do we get vacation days? Your job is a vacation from poverty

When you ignore the main quest for a mini game

8 years old me: I will never be those boring adults that complain about everything, today

When you discover gravity but can't attract anyone

Please thank Mr.Cat for cleaning before you scroll

First car I'm proud of myself, why it look like that, like what

Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity

Today's special, order any 2 pizza's and pay for them both

Your owner won't give you a treat? Have you tried going outside and coming back in?

Netflix trying to figure out the shows I like but all 6 people use the same profile

Now if you'll excuse me I have imortant matters to attent to, when did video games get so realistic

Dads: *brag about waking up early*, Also dads 5 mins after sitting on the couch:

When you commit suicide to escape a miserable suffering life on Earth and get reincarnated 30 seconds later

Why can't I find a guy like a dolphin, He's literally the guy in the pic

When your customizable character is in a cutscene

Spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence

So I got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door, Buzz him in

CPR is the human equivalent of hitting a machine until it works again

Elon Musk holding an Elon Musket at an Elon Mosque surrounded by Elon Mosquitos at Elon Dusk

It's exactly what I was afraid of, What? Skeletons.

Just in case you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten

America's greatest evil is that it was built by slavery, Ancient Egypt

Water cooler husband and wife, I'm crying I'm so happy for them

When you wake up and realize you've drooled all over the pillow

Not that wheel Jesus, the steering wheel

ISIS supporter: leaves country to join ISIS, Country: revokes citizenship ISIS supporter:

Coffee or tea, wrong it's tea

Wnen you see peta's tweet aoout Steve Irwin, Wnen you see all the backlash peta is receiving because everyone loves Steve Irwin and he did nothing wrong

Steve Irwin, peta, internet