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Antisocial woman pretends to be blind for 28 years so she wouldn't have to greet people

I don't procrastinate, I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser

US Navy woman dresses up as a giant husky dog in a homemade fursuit - Squidward they have taken the Navy - Not the navy

My mom - A circular clothing - Five year-old me

40 year old mom's when they see a minion meme

They grow up so fast - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Anything I enjoy - Government - Sausage & dog

When you get a 3 minute ad on youtube and you end up watching the whole thing because it was interesting

I'm just gonna restart my computer real quick - Windows update: you just activated my trap card

When you're excited about the Lion King remake but you know that means you have to see mufasa die in crystal clear HD this time around - No question about it - I am ready to get hurt again

How single are you? Table tennis for one person

When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce

Post Malone's brother Post MaBail

Fun on the right business on the left, I'm seriously concerned my left of her left

When your custom character is in a cutscene - Kim Jong Un

My Plans don't include teen pregnancy - Just beet it - Had to pull over and take a picture

Do you want to start free yoga class? Start by bending over and picking up your dog crap, known as the downward dog position, then put it in a bin

Remember Gibby from iCarly? This is him now, feel old yet?

House hunters - I'm a butterfly therapist - I'm a stay at home astronaut - Our budget is $3.2 mil

My Grindr went off in my Uber pool and the woman in front of me said: I recognize that sound, my husband plays that game all the time

When you're hiding from a shooter in your school and the foreign exchange student keeps on crying - American students: first time?

Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bullitt Avenue resident worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers

What I learn from group projects: the information, how to work with other people, how to do entire projects on my own, how much I hate people

Oh my tools fell - Our tools - Hammer and sickle communism

These days you will see 13 year old girls posting stuff like: I want to forget everything and move on - Forget what, the multiplication table?

Jack we're headed straight for that iceberg - It's ok we'll be fine it's not romaine

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings

When you didn't bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee

Black friday deal - Borrow as many books as you want for free

For lease navidad

Black friday - feeling good - first in line - toys r us

When you walk away from your computer but forgot you're wearing earphones

When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difiicult difficult lemon difficult

It's the most wonderful time of the year - Moth: you're damn right

This is why Jesus hasn't returned, he can't move till the cat wakes up

When the guests have been at the house for about 30 minutes - It was nice to meet you now go away