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You know, sir, I like you much better with my glasses off - You put your glasses back on and face the facts

There are women that are my age, you know, that are mothers or in my age range that are mothers, i can't even get my life together enough to put furniture in on apartament, i just pinterest everything

You know, i'll be like your guide, like gandalf through middle-earth, let's take the lord of the rings references let's put them in a deep dark cave, okay where no one's gonna find them ever, except smeagol he lives in a cave

You should probably lay off the burgers, you're not gonna be 22 forever, you know, yeah i think i'm good