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Water flow from shower head the day I installed it - Water flow from shower head two months later

Me in the middle of the night thinking about that shirt I haven't seen in a while

He looks like a vandalized subway wall - Your daughter brings him home, your first words?

Someone said Trippie Redd looks like Greta Thunberg cosplaying Lil Wayne and now I can't unsee it

Me watching you edit my google doc

I think I have a crush on Beyonce, whatever floats your boat, no thats buoyancy

I found this carrot in my roomate's shower, who eats carrots in the shower?

Which of these days is part of the weekend in Germany? Donnerstag, Sonnstag, Mittwoch, Dienstag

Gamers: *drink water* Mass shooters: *drink water* Politicians: coincidence i think not

When you're two blocks from your house and you begin to lose the battle

When you say bye to someone and both of you leave in the same direction

The cockroach when it starts flapping its wings, me who was a gangsta a moment ago

Teenage girls commenting "queen" and pretttyyyyyy on each other's pictures

Barking at strangers, Barking at the mailman, Barking at Friends and Family, Barking at absolutely nothing

Nobody, Girls in kids drawings

Dad - How old are you? Me - 18 Dad - When I was your age I was 19

Interviewer: Why do you want to Storm Area 51, Dunaway: I want to free my son

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: Don't give him anything!

Eating some tangerine and accidentaly created a deathmetal band logo

The aliens at Area 51 waiting on that "we outside" text