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Putting on shoe but too lazy to use hands - Wiggle

Have a report due tomorrow that you didn't even start?

Go to wikipedia to check a single fact - Realize 2 hours later you know everythinh about the Soviet Union

What do you wanna be when you grow up? A duck!

Me gusta - Someone here is from the internet

I don't always not want to live anymore - But when i do, it's on this planet

We advise all passengers to be aware of pickpockets

I look pretty good

Let's see how i sound - Delete

How to type - How I type

Where are my oven gloves? Putting them on my hands - Me gusta

Aliens made everything - He knows

Can you solve this? - I love you

Check facebook for 5 min - Y u no studying!!!

Check pants pockets - Found money didn't know i had

That was the coolest thing i've ever done!

The feeling when you wake up and you have only 3 minutes till the alarm rings...

How much do you love me?

Ok class, go together in pairs - Class has 21 students

In class taking notes - When suddenly the tip of the pencil breaks into two - Writing turns 3D

Goes to the market for me - Where's the change? - So close

Your - They're learning

Why is it that people only want to talk to you after you turn your music on?

Is he imitating Hitler? - Did he just grew a moustache?

I'm converting it into a MacBook - He's a genius

Someone said you look like an owl - Who said that? - Who? Hoo?

Our little secret - Ladies gloves

Is monopoly money ok?

We must rebuild

He's one of us

Little Li does not have a single friend

Wanna get some fried chicken? Why? Cause i'm black? Are you asking because i'm white?

I realized i was listening to my ipod

Release all the farts

I haven't left my house in weeks - Torrents

Troll boss