Best of funny memes

Do you like cats, yes, i hate them, they're selfish and ungrateful, i like cats for those reasons

Yes, a new album by jason mraz, and no i'm not excited that's actually the title of the album

You've stated that you believed that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes, does that mean there is universe out there where i am smarter than you, yes, and also a universe where you're funny

Do i have a date for valentine's day, yes, february 14

It looks like you're trying to poop would you like help, yes, don't show it again

Yes, this is phteven

Now we're going to run a few tests, this is a simple lie detector, i'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand, yes

Yes, of course it's a good idea to put the homicidal maniac in a glass prison, i'm sure he won't get out

Hello, yes, this is tree

Does it have an off switch - Yes, it's called a shotgun