Best of funny memes

So are you like gonna toast the marshmallows or just keep hitting them on some wood

Driver carries no cash he is married

We've seized 299 kilos of illegal narcotics - "299?" "Yes, 299"

When your mom's an anti-vaxxer and it's your 2nd birthday - Woah we're halfway there

Why does your phone vibrate every 5 minutes - Me *Too afraid to admit I still play clash of clans* - I'm cheating on you

Midlife crisis in the front, kids every other weekend in the back

Screaming as loud as humanly possible - Black Girls - The lights shutting off abruply in class

Friend: how long did you sleep for? - me: 8 friend: hours? - me: minutes

When you call shotgun but end up in the back

Dad: I would've gone pro if it wasn't for the accident - kid: you had an injury? dad: no I had you

When someone hot walks in and you and your friend give each other the look

When you say LMAO too much

If I had one of these I'd never leave my house

Doc: Ok look straight for me - Guy: I am - Doc: Oh sorry I thought you looked kinda gay

If my girl ever cheat on me, Ima just loosen all the bolts on her tires. Let's see if you cheat death

When you ask her out and she says "who else coming?"

Client: Its a simplejob - Anyone can do it in 5 Mins - Designer: Then you do it

When a girl with drawn on eyebrows starts acting up

Me: She's cute and funny, I should definitely ask her out - My brain: What if she says no? - Me: You got me there

Teacher: Tyrone come to the board please! - Tyrone: I'm already here ma'am.

The entire internet - Anyone named Karen

When you're watching House Hunters and a white couple says, "I like plantation style homes"

Roses are red, he shows no remorse - Santa Claus is joining the Terrorist force

If animals had forward facing eyes

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you,the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives

Mom: I can't believe we found this in his room - What are we gonna do? Dad: Well, one things for sure, I don't think we should spank him.

Weebs when they go to Japan and people don't talk with subtitles

Girl+ shotgun = disaster - That recoil almost put her back in the kitchen

Hurry up son, the owner is coming

When someone got me feeling special, but then i find out i aint the only one

Her: He is probably thinking about other women - Him: Why are we sleeping in the middle of the day

When they hang up and your music starts playing again

When your 28 cents short and the cashier says: don't worry about it - Gods plan

When my parents tell me to stop spending money on antojitos

Me: "i can't believe i'm grocery shopping by myself i'm such an adult"- also me:

Computer: Safely remove hardware - Me:*unplugs the USB directly* - USB: surprised pikachu