Best of funny memes

I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake

So this is the 4k tv that everyone is talking about, maybe i can get one for myself, well this one is flat as well

Dude let me in, i'm a fairy

Ringo, do you have any political affiliations, no i don't even smoke

Little brother passing through the alcohol section lmaoo

How many kids do you have, three, which one is your favorite, ashton?

Speeding, what's your excuse, helping you bastards pay for donuts

Look your whole life is ahead of you, not the fun part, that part's over but the other part

Ser jorah mormont of house friendzone

Weekend you get back here, and let me love you

Here's one ice cube, two ice cubes, 700 ice cubes

Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples, why should they be happy

Say nothing, they'll blame the dog

Curly not that fat by today's standards

Tell me something i don't know, alright america has never lost a war when donkeys were in use

I'm just having a couple of problems with it, what kind of operating system does it use, it's vista, we're going to die

Sylvester Cotton, i wonder what kind of jobs my ancestors had

Mama, i think i'm a little chunky today, well you gotta stay away from those chicken nuggets, well i can't

Did you just break into our office, why would you ask that, because he's black

I am the cuttest puppy you've ever seen, don't argue with me

Moms driving their kids to warped tour

With one sixth gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time, it's like being a voice actor

Goat to cow, come in cow, yes this is cow

Life is though, but it's thougher if you are stupid, john wayne

Haha, what a dumb idea, do it

You're acting like a child shawn, i am not acting

Bury your treats in the backyard, that way when you want to eat them later, they will have that dirt and grass tang, that we all love in our food

Sometimes your owner will make the motion of throwing a tennis ball, but will not actually have thrown anything, still chase after the non-exsitent ball, pretty good change you'll find an old ball around the area anyways maybe

Nobody bats an eye, noone bats an eyelash, they're both wrong, the joker says nobody panics, doesn't anyone notice this, i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

Just bark a whole bunch for no reason, people will pet you and give you real bacon from that box that says beggin strips on it

If you eat something and nobody sees you eat it, it has no calories

What do you do to get into character, wake up

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties, yeah sandra you have a very nice selection

Can you really put a price on love, yes you can it's twenty dollars

Man in boxers leads police on brief chase

But there is a lieutenant crunch here to see you, actually i've been promoted, it's captain crunch