Best of funny memes

Rhinos are just fat unicorns

Saw inception or at least i dreamt i did

You will meet the love of your life, dude run

Remember kids the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down

Sitting in green room with justin bieber, must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face

Soon, i regret nuffin

Party out back, unless you are cops, then no party plus i think my neighbors grow meth

I ate a guy in a peta shirt yesterday, nearly choked on the irony

I don't always have a cool facebook status, but when i do and older relative ruins it with a lame comment

And finnaly i would like to be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house, this is due to its powerful hing legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump

Pour me another one gus, i had to shop for 9 puppies this year

I hate when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies, that explains a lot

I invented a new color, i mixed blue and yellow and got blellow

I'm sorry that i offended you when i called you stupid, i honestly thought you knew

You have cat to be kitten me right meow

N word vs cracker, which is worse, if you're comparing the badness of two words, and you wont even say one of them, that one's the worse word

If you puts floofy things on the floor they will come

The fools gave me peppermint sticks, i asked for peppermint schnapps

I walked upstairs like this and my mom screamed so loud my dog peed himself

How are you so calm with only 1 life left?

Too bad your mouth doesn't have a silent mode feature

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad i will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you

And why aren't you in uniform, i think squidward has some kinks that nobody has talked about

Do you ever think you're special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of oh alright

When i was at may secondaty school this is what de did to celebrate the school's 420th birthday, pretty sure america wasn't even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s

But you can't go to bed, i just woke up

He's a little trouble maker, i taught him well

Look, missile toes, gimme a kiss

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, bushes are red, trees are red i set your garden in fire

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep

Sugar cookie, please do not eat raw cookie dough

Coke is so much better without bubbles, what is wrong with you, he doesn't mean it bubbles

Toys r us announced this week that its stores will remain open for 87 straight hours leading up to christmas, not to be undone the internet announced that it will be open all the time always forever

You shall deal with it