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Sit down, we need to talk, it's time you start taking me seriously

Release the quackin

I have never bought pc games

Receives an award, out standing in her field

Cell phone vibrates, low battery

I need money for ice cream - What is the magic word? I don't know, hurry?

Beware, guard cat on duty

Friends are like a trampoline, i always wanted a trampoline

All of taylor swift's ex-boyfriends have gotten together as a group and recorded a song called "Did you ever think it might be you"

Eating spinach - When i check - When i don't

Dog did it, i was just trying to fix it

Oh no, they are shooting at us - Good thing bad guys are such terrible shots - Oh man these guys are elusive

I've got 15 minutes to get up, have a shower and get ready for work, and leave, i think i'm pushing my time - Better waste 2 minutes writing a status then

I can't tell if my neighbor has elected a new pope, or his wife has decided to start cooking again

Watch your step, there's pooh everywhere

Go ahead and make a ginger joke, i'll make a harry potter one about you - I think the harry potter films are unrealistic - Why - The ginger in those movies has two friends

One does not simply stay calm behind slow drivers

My pillow has heat, vibrating massage and occasionally, accupuncture

It's the itty bitty hissy-fit committee

I said be quiet, don't make me come in there!

Something happened in the kitchen and i love you so much

Day three, i've earned the owl's trust

Sorry, there is no cure for your case of stupid

There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone gets ready for work

Nope, no milks, dey gots waters, u wants a water?

Muscles so big, they distort walls

Katy Perry & Rihanna look like two crackheads who managed to sneak into the grammys

Can you spot the dog? We can't either

Your hats gonna fall of, fix it before falls of, that is a nice hat, don't let it fall off though

I've never understood why my human won't leave the house without her leash. I think she's afraid of getting lost. But it's ok, i kind of like showing her around

Get off me, i'm supposed to look frightening

Oh, you were just exploring? Not in my country

Help me with this crossword puzzle, i need a four letter word for disappointment - Eric - It fits

You look nice, who dressed you, the great depression - You look lovely, helen, i'm so sorry i couldn't attend to your funeral last year

Time to come home, mom i've been upstairs for like 4 hours

Survives 3 years with Dog, dies after 1 day with woman